Friday, August 26, 2016

A KILLING IN AMISH COUNTRY : SEX, BETRAYAL, AND A COLD-BLOODED MURDER
by Gregg Olsen and Rebecca Morris

Reading this book was a total waste of time. It's not exactly good literature, but more like tabloid trash. I certainly did not find it compelling as many reviewers did. 
The story is about an Amish man in Ohio who is bored with his life (he had left the Amish fold twice before) of being married with five children. He has many affairs with other women and with one in particular, he tells her that he wants his wife killed and will she do it. The two of them plan the murder by her researching different ways. The wife ends up being shot and killed. Who actually shot her? It ends up in court and these two are found guilty and incarcerated. Sorry to give the verdict here, but you can figure it out early on what's going to happen.
If you happen to see it in a store or the library, don't stop to look at the book. Just keep on walking.
Not recommended. 

Sunday, February 14, 2016

THE DEAD DUKE, HIS SECRET WIFE, AND THE MISSING CORPSE : AN EXTRAORDINARY EDWARDIAN CASE OF DECEPTION AND INTRIGUE
by Piu Marie Eatwell

You would think that just by the title, this book would be very intriguing and a great mystery. Well, it starts out that way. The first half definitely keeps your interest. Not the second half, though. The story is about this enormously wealthy 5th Duke of Portland who may or may not have had an alter ego by the name of T. C. Druce. Supposedly, Druce had died in 1864, but twenty-four years later, his elderly widow came to the British court requesting that Druce's coffin be exhumed. She was sure that it would be empty (the death was faked) and then her son could inherit the huge estate.
Edwardian tales, especially if they're true, can be really riveting. Not so in this case. There's a plethora of names that are hard to keep track of and some have no business being here in the first place and you get to a point where you really don't care. There's major editing problems here, plus it's badly in need of a proofreader. Many words are missing and on page 298, we are left hanging by a sentence that doesn't end.
It's really too bad that this book was not better written.
Not recommended. 

Saturday, October 24, 2015

A TRUE STORY OF AN AMERICAN NAZI SPY : WILLIAM CURTIS COLEPAUGH
by Robert A. Miller

William Curtis Colepaugh was born in Connecticut and grew up near the sea. His family was German and they deeply influenced him. Colepaugh decided to go to Germany for his education (he thought he would do better there than in the United States, as he wasn't much of a student). He thought highly of the German Army and Hitler and ended up being trained as a spy by the SS.
Sound interesting? Well,  it could have been if the book was written better. It seemed like the author used a fly-by-night publisher. The editing is horrendous, there's too many repetitions, and it's badly in need of a proofreader. Every chapter had misspelled words, incorrect tenses, and wrong punctuation. It was a mess. I got through it, but it was jarring with all of the errors.
Don't bother trying to read this book. There's plenty of other more interesting spy stories out there.
Not recommended.




 

Friday, April 24, 2015

BETTYVILLE : A MEMOIR
by George Hodgman

George Hodgman returns to Paris, Missouri (where he grew up) from Manhattan to take care of his aging mother. He knows that she really should not be living in her house anymore, that she should be in assisted living, but he puts that off knowing that she would never agree. She's resistant and neither one of them can be emotional around each other.
At the beginning of the book, I thought it was funny and had its good moments, especially learning about the history of the town in the south years ago. Then it began to get tedious. His mother is always the same and the writing about her becomes monotonous. He spends an inordinate amount of time talking about himself. He is gay and is not sure if his mother knows.  I think the title of the book should be called Georgeville instead. There's also plenty of mistakes with sentences that do not make any sense, misplaced punctuation, etc.
Don't bother with this one.
Not recommended. 

Friday, April 18, 2014

THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS ME : A MEMOIR OF AMNESIA
by David Stuart MacLean

Here's an interesting premise. This guy (the author) "wakes up" on a train platform in India having no idea where he is, how he got there, or who the heck he is.
A police officer takes him to a mental hospital where he has these hallucinations. His symptoms are caused by the anti-malarial drug Lariam that he has taken. He goes back to the States to figure out what his life was like before.
Sound intriguing? I thought so,too until I got further with the book. The more I read, the more he disgusted me. David Stuart MacLean is self-destructive. He is taking medication to counteract the effects of Lariam on him, but is drinking an exorbitant amount of alcohol which is not too smart with narcotics. At the same time, MacLean is smoking way too many cigarettes and he is an asthmatic. He writes about these two vices ad nauseam.

MacLean's writing is, at times, very good, but most times irritating. He uses way too many similes to "enhance" his prose. They're definitely not needed. You get the picture the first time you read the sentence. It's just endless filler.
I probably should have stopped reading the book early on but I stuck with it because I wanted to see what happened to him. By the end, I could care less.
Not recommended.
 

 

Saturday, February 15, 2014

PHILOMENA : A MOTHER, HER SON, AND A FIFTY-YEAR SEARCH
by Martin Sixsmith

When you read the FOREWORD of this book (written by Dame Judi Dench), you think you're going to be swept up by this extraordinary story. Nothing is further from the truth. The fact that the film was taken from the book is crazy. I don't believe that Dame Judi Dench even read it. If she had, she would have been stunned.
The title is a sham. Philomena barely appears; just a little bit in Part One and even less in Part Four.  Most of what is in between is about Michael Hess and the excruciating details of his homosexuality and politics ad nauseum. It's enough to make anyone uncomfortable.
The book is poorly written and reads like a trashy novel. There is very sloppy editing, missing words, and misplaced punctuation. Many times I felt as if I should stop reading the thing because it became repetitious and boring. The characters are just not interesting to even care about. There are many dialogues and conversations and it turns out that author Martin Sixsmith made them up. Is this book even true?
What I do know is that it was a total waste of time.
Not recommended.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

THE DEATH OF SANTINI : THE STORY OF A FATHER AND HIS SON
by Pat Conroy

Having read Pat Conroy's previous book "My Reading Life," which I loved, I couldn't wait to read "The Death of Santini." The way he puts his verbiage together, is marvelous. Alas, that didn't happen to me with this book. It started out well enough and kept me interested, although it was very hard reading about the brutality that Pat's father doled out, unceasingly, to his family. I only reached page 132 when I decided that I could no longer stand reading the thing. By that time, he is writing about his mother's mother (known as Stanny) and it just goes on and on and on and I no longer cared. He also drops a million names all over the place which drives me nuts.
I guess if you're a die-hard fan of Conroy's, you would enjoy this book, but I'm not.

Not recommended. 

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

NINETY PERCENT OF EVERYTHING : INSIDE SHIPPING, THE INVISIBLE INDUSTRY THAT PUTS CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK, GAS IN YOUR CAR, AND FOOD ON YOUR PLATE
by Rose George

Everything we buy, must be shipped. Freight shipping is what brings the products. Boxes, or containers, are stacked up extremely high (way over the height of Niagara Falls) on humongous ships. Rose George takes a journey on one of these, the 20-story freighter Maersk Kendal. 
This could have been a really interesting book in, perhaps, better hands. It certainly is not captivating nor compelling as some reviewers have stated. I only read sixty pages due to boredom.  The writing is dull and empty. George spends way too much time talking about ships and not much at all about the goods. There is no need to read beyond the cover because what's inside doesn't match. 
Ninety percent of nothing is a much better title.
Not recommended.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

THE SIXTEENTH RAIL : THE EVIDENCE, THE SCIENTIST, AND THE LINDBERGH KIDNAPPING
by Adam J. Schrager

Arthur Koehler was a xylotomist with the US Forest Service in Madison, Wisconsin. He was considered the most eminent expert on wood identification. After the Lindbergh's baby was kidnapped, Koehler was tasked to investigate the wood in the ladder by the New Jersey State Police in 1932.
I did not finish this book as I found it to be excruciatingly boring. Unless you're into all the nuances of wood with all of its distinctive markings, you might be interested. The most egregious thing that I thought was disturbing was the amount of times the word "kidnapping" was misspelled. That's pretty pathetic considering that is what the book is about.
It's hard to believe that the author has received numerous journalism awards because I found the writing to be plodding.
Not recommended.

Monday, August 12, 2013

ANNE FRANK : THE BIOGRAPHY
by Melissa Muller

The title of this book is misleading. You have to slough through more than half of the volume before you even have an inkling of what Anne Frank was like. Most of the book deals with her father, Otto Frank, and his businesses.  There is really nothing revelatory nor new about Anne Frank that hasn't been written before. I found the writing to be dry and plodding. The Epilogue was supposed to reveal who betrayed the family but the suspects all denied doing anything wrong and, at best, it's all speculative.
Not recommended.
THE GIRL WHO LOVED CAMELLIAS : THE LIFE AND LEGEND OF MARIE DUPLESSIS
by Julie Kavanagh

Marie Duplessis was a courtesan during the 1840s in Paris. The opera La Traviata and the film Camille were inspired by her. She grew up impoverished with an awful father. Her original name was Alphonsine and when she moved to France at the age of thirteen, she totally reinvented herself.
I didn't finish the book because it became very tedious. There's too many characters that come and go and you feel as if you are reading one giant gossip column from the nineteenth century. Marie has many lovers, they shower her with gifts, she lives like royalty. Soon enough, you are completely bored.
Not recommended.

Sunday, June 30, 2013

BOY 30529 : A MEMOIR
by Felix Weinberg

When Felix Weinberg was twelve years old, his idyllic world fell apart. His family was Czech and quite respectable. That meant nothing to the Nazis when they invaded. Felix's father had already left for England hoping that he could arrange to have his wife and two sons emigrate there. Unfortunately, it was too late. Over the next several years, Felix would survive five concentration camps and a Death March. He lost his mother and his younger brother in the camps. When he was finally liberated, Felix would reunite with his father in Britain. 
For a sparse book (165 pages), there's enough information to give you an idea of what happened during the Holocaust. The writing, though, leaves a lot to be desired. It's dry and slow-going. There's also numerous editing problems with missing words and misspellings. 
So many books on the Holocaust have been written during the past thirty plus years and only a select few have been highly readable. This book is not one of them.
Not recommended.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

QUEEN BEE OF TUSCANY : THE REDOUBTABLE JANET ROSS
 by Ben Downing

Don't believe any of the reviews for this book.  Exhilarating, a page-turner, entertaining, engrossing, is absurd. I only got to page 40 and could no longer stand the book. Janet Ross was supposed to be this dynamic, Victorian woman who for the last sixty years of her life lived in Tuscany immersed in the agriculture. Sounds a bit dry, doesn't it? I like to read books about obscure subjects and if they're written well, they can be quite fascinating. Unfortunately, this one doesn't cut it. There's so many peripheral characters that abound (who cares about them?) that you can't get your head around right in the beginning and never seems to stop. It was all rather boring.
Not recommended.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

ITALIAN WAYS : ON AND OFF THE RAILS FROM MILAN TO PALERMO
by Tim Parks

Tim Parks has lived in Italy for thirty-two years. Coming from England, you wonder why he ever left. He doesn't seem to have one nice thing to say about either Italy or the Italians.
The first section of the book he drones on and on about acquiring train tickets with all their nuances. (You get excruciating details.) Parks talks about the interesting people he meets on the train: gypsies (the women beg), immigrants, prostitutes, etc.
I stopped reading at page 60.
What's a shame is that Parks has written quite a good many books, both fiction and nonfiction. Years ago I read his Italian Neighbors and that was wonderful. I don't know what happened. Maybe his style of writing changed.
If you're planning a trip to Italy, there are many other good books that tell you what trains to take or you can just go to www.YouTube.com for priceless information.
Not recommended.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

INTO THE ABYSS : AN EXTRAORDINARY TRUE STORY
by Carol Shaben

On October 19, 1984, a Piper Navajo commuter airplane carrying nine passengers crashed in a remote area of Alberta, Canada. Four people survived: the pilot, Erik Vogel, a well-known politician, Larry Shaben (the author's father), a policeman, Scott Deschamps, and a criminal, Paul Archambault, who Scott was escorting. The weather was really bad but the pilot was under so much pressure, he thought that if he didn't fly the plane he would lose his job. For fifteen hours they huddled around a small campfire to await their rescue. Two of the men were in really bad shape and didn't think that they would make it out alive. It would be Archambault (the criminal) who would take care of them all.
Into the Abyss seemed like it was going to be a very exciting book. Nope. There's way too much information concerning the four men especially in the aftermath. (This is where I stopped reading.) Who cares? If you're an aviation aficionado and enjoy all the leaden details about small planes, you might actually think it's neat. I could have done without it. 
The author's writing is plodding. Of course, she has to use similes and they're ridiculous. I found a word not spelled correctly: she used "disorientated" instead of "disoriented." For a journalist, this is egregious.
So, don't be fooled by the cover.  It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Not recommended.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

SHOCKED : MY MOTHER, SCHIAPARELLI, AND ME
by Patricia Volk

Audrey Morgen Volk (Patricia's mother) was a narcissistic, upper-middle-class New Yorker, a control freak where everything had to be just perfect.
Elsa Schiaparelli (known as Schiap) was an international fashion designer whose creations made the world gasp in shock.
When Patricia was ten years old, she read Schiap's autobiography and it transformed her. Both of these brilliant and opinionated women showed Patricia how to be a woman and to follow her own course.
Shocked  is about a mother-daughter relationship that at times can be excruciating to read. I, at first, thought the book was wonderful because the author is quite a wordsmith. After a while, it started to drive me crazy. You can only take in small doses at a time. The information about Schiaparelli is totally unnecessary and adds nothing. You don't really get a sense of how Patricia was transformed by either woman. As for Patricia's mother, Audrey, you keep reading about how beautiful she was. There are pictures at the end of each chapter and many are of Audrey and she is not beautiful nor pretty.
Too much rambling and not much substance.
Not recommended.

Sunday, May 26, 2013

A CURIOUS MAN : THE STRANGE & BRILLIANT LIFE OF ROBERT "BELIEVE IT OR NOT" RIPLEY
by Neal Thompson

Believe it or not, I did not finish this book. I only made it to page eighty and called it quits. LeRoy Robert Ripley was a cartoonist who became famous and a millionaire by showcasing oddities. His early life and how he was always sketching were the best parts. As soon as he started to become successful by working at a major rag and then being sent to Europe for several months at a time, I was no longer interested. There's way too many details, too many extraneous characters, and too much redundancy.
Not recommended. 

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

SAUL BELLOW'S HEART : A SON'S MEMOIR
by Greg Bellow

Having read many of Saul Bellow's books when I was in high school, I thought it would be interesting to read what his own son had to say about him. I only was able to get through half of it and then gave up. Saul was such a narcissist; he married four times and messed around with other women at the same time. Why so many females were charmed by him is a big question considering that he treated them so miserably.
The title is ironic. Saul had no heart for his families. It was all directed into his fiction.
Between the very poor editing and being bored, this book is one lousy read.
Not recommended. 

Thursday, April 11, 2013

THE FORCE OF THINGS : A MARRIAGE IN WAR AND PEACE
by Alexander Stille

In The Force of Things Alexander Stille writes about his father, Mikhail Kamenetzki, a Jewish journalist from Russia who changed his name to Ugo Stille and wrote for the same Italian newspaper for forty-nine years and his mother, Elizabeth Bogert, a WASP from the Midwest. Their courtship was passionate but their marriage was difficult and stormy. The differences between them pull them apart due to their backgrounds.
When I first started reading this book, I truly loved the writing and thought that when I finished, I would read the author's other books. Not anymore. Midway through, it started to wear on me. There is so much detail about the family that it becomes deadening. I did not finish the book because I no longer cared what happened to them nor did I want to know.
Not recommended.

Saturday, March 30, 2013

LADY AT THE O.K. CORRAL : THE TRUE STORY OF JOSEPHINE MARCUS EARP
by Ann Kirschner

Josephine Sarah Marcus was a Jewish woman from New York who lived with Wyatt Earp for almost fifty years. They were never married legally; she was a common-law wife which was the standard for all the four Earp brothers. Their lives were spent traveling from one place to another always prospecting for gold, setting up saloons, gambling, making money.
Josephine has always been in the shadows since there's a dearth of books about Wyatt and this book is no different. There's not a lot of information on her. She constantly reinvented herself which included many lies. Josephine was always in the background and still is.
I felt that I was hearing, again, about Wyatt and that is what the book is about. 
The writing is just awful. There is no depth; everything is just stated. I felt as if I was reading a term paper. After reading 140 pages, I quit.
Not recommended.